FAQ About Mark Morton

1. Will Lamb of God be
playing in my country
soon?

Just assume no and if you
can't deal with that, wait
for 2012. Because we all
knew the end of the world
had to have a soundtrack.
And they won't be playing
in Indonesia, rather
Randonesia.

2. Why don't you listen to
metal?

These guys don't sit
around in a dark room
blasting Nordic death
metal all day. They are
musicians and appreciate
MUSIC. So, they listen to
various genres and take
away influences that
might some day show up
in their own work. You
don't want to eat the
same food everyday, and
you sure as shit don't want
to listen to the same
music everyday. GET OVER
IT.

3. YO DUDE, HAVE YOU
HEARD OF THE BAND ____
_? THEY FUCKIN' ROCK
BRO!

No, and no one else has
either. So shut up.

Various Bullshit:

He loves him some
NASCAR, his dog and his
family and watches
Intervention. Pepsi over
Coke. He doesn't have any
tattoos, he says his wife
has enough for the both of
them. He doesn't want to
give you advice on what
gear to buy, because he's
got his own preferences,
just like you should have
your own. He doesn't want
to tell you what bra size
his wife is or when his kids
last bowel movement was,
stop asking creepy
questions. His favorite
beer is Miller Lite, prefers
tequila and he hasn't cut
all that Jesus-esque hair
off in many years. It's
probably impossible to
give out advice on how to
play a guitar in less than
160 characters so just
fucking practice like
everyone else has to.
Mark takes a big influence
from southern rock and
blues, as you can tell if
you actually listen to
anything he plays. He
really digs the band The
Black Crowes and Led
Zeppelin is his favorite
band of all time. He loves
all his songs the same but
seems to like Grace and
Walk With Me In Hell a bit
more than the rest. He
isn't going to state beef he
has with bands over
something as stupid and
trivial as Twitter. He
doesn't listen to LOG stuff
often after recording it
all. He got drunk with
Dimebag once and it
ruled. He believes in God,
and don't hold it against
him. He has a badass dog
that probably has more
pictures on Twitter than
he does. He built a
sandbox once, and
presumably, a mountain
lion shit in it while he was
blasting some demo's. He
does sing on some songs,
and you can hear it if you
listen close enough. Mark
loves to cook and will
gladly show off his meals,
even dropping a recipe
now and then. He stinks,
and he likes it.

Taken from http://stopaskingmorton.blogspot.com